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Lil Nabû-zēr-kitti-lišir woulda killed for better toys

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"We have done it, Assurnipal my friend. Now we sit back and wait until someone invents the internal combustion engine."

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Or maybe we just tie some horses on the thing.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago

At least a it has a flared base?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

cockilithic

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 61 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A carriage without a horse? Kids and their stupid fantasy toys.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 3 days ago

I think so. Our automotive-prone minds see it pointing this way and see a car, but that's probably the back.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

It was brand new, it came without batteries.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The kings batmobile prototype.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

10 more years, and I can write Batman Mesopotamia

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just make sure that the bit where he is running around with a bomb (a pot in those times) doesn't get you sued by the Zelda people (if they even sue people, or they just send assassins directly as the first warning).

[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My favorite "kids have always been kids" moment in history is Iddin-Sin's letter to his mom, bitching about how he "has nothing decent to wear" and "whose fault is that really".

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wow pretty much the equivalent of buy me this super expensive computer for school project.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 days ago

This is amazing

[–] shish_mish@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Allow them to be bored, out of it comes creativity. We used to have one day a week without any tech and they build dens in the woods, built a raft for the river and came back soaking wet, they played D&D with pen and paper. You have to give them the freedom to be bored, get filthy, get lost, covered in art stuff. Also, that kid from Mesopotamia probably had chores anytime he looked bored.

[–] dragonfucker 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

By that logic so are clothes but let's not send kids out naked

[–] dragonfucker 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, sending the kids outside without technology is abuse. Clothes are too important.

[–] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 1 points 3 days ago

So much coming from a dragon fucker.

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looking at the design of those wheels I feel like there was thought and probably iteration there. Those long thick hubs to provide durability and stability using a material not really suited to the use case. The whole thing was probably able to be made fairly quickly. Quite impressive really.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if they were formed out of something cement-like or cut from stone. It's not really clear from the picture

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's just clay. They pinched the wheels from a ball of clay. That's why the taper is so pronounced.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Lol these guys are so stupid! Clearly the rock wagon is being shown backwards! A clear indication that they people who found this is doesn't know what they got. I mean look at the driver's seat pocket.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was gonna say "the timeless need to keep the kids quiet"... but I bet there was some ancient Mesopotamian nerd who made dozens of these and built a little model city and was like: one day the the wagons will drive themselves and there'll be roads everywhere and the people will live in tall buildings and fly in the sky...

Ancient Mesopotamian nerd, I salute you!

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or they had little clay horses as well

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 days ago

Oh yeah good point! That ancient Mesopotamian nerd will also be like: "And they'll make up stories about talking ponies.... and they'll dress up like furry animals and have meetings together!" Oh, Mesopotamian nerd, you were born way too soon...

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

Looks like early Pinewood derby. I hope they graphite dusted the axles.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Definitely a Formula 1 race car. Probably a Williams though.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Looks like the wheels would come off pretty easily.

I wonder whether humans have evolved a fascination with vehicles. Like, thinking carts and chariots were cool made it more likely for your village to survive or for an individual specifically to reproduce.

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

I would guess they used wood pegs either end to make it durable. Wood doesn't preserve as well and stone.

There's also no sense of scale. To me it looks like a roller skate. Shaped like a sandal, wider wheel base at the front for stability and it could have have leather or twine round the back of the heal. I could be totally wrong but that was my thinking when looking at it.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

I bet they were attached with an organic based glue which degraded.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what the scale is, because to me it looks like it was some kind of scooter

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Looks like a roller skate sandal if you ask me.

[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Which side is forward?

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 0 points 3 days ago

Don’t show this to Hancock, he might start talking his ancient „aliens“ civilisation had cars