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[–] Fickle_Ferret@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 days ago

This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.

[–] DeaDvey@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Give me your best pickup line.

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Thanks, I'll use this!

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How can we stop and reverse the rise of fashism all across Europe?

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Thanks i will but that on my poster for the next demonstration.

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[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 139 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 141 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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How do you feel about 2025 so far?

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[–] baropithecus@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago

Same, little guy. Same.

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[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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yes officer, this guinea pig right here

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 102 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 107 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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Where's your favorite place to poop?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 109 points 3 days ago (2 children)

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[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is the secret to becoming happy

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[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 34 points 2 days ago

She turned on airplane mode with this one.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 82 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 87 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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Can you generate a random password for me?

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[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 69 points 3 days ago (2 children)

All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

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[–] mrtoto@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What’s a guinea pigs favorite food?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] considine@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Egg in a cup Several plates Sitting on pork n beans

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