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Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer. (s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Can I have an autograph?

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[–] chknbwl@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin^7(x)cos^4(x)?

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (5 children)

What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes

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[–] Stomata@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (4 children)

What is your favorite game?

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[–] Kng@feddit.rocks 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What is my Lemmy password?

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

8888888u98

[–] Cabslock@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

"#I won't pay those high prices for that ravioli, ravioli-oli now!"

First of October

[–] berryjam@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How are you so cute?

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Hey girl! Would you like to become the mascot of Lemmy? The pay is $0 and people will mis-species you, but you are probably immune to doxing so it's all good. None would stand against you.

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[–] Eldest_Malk@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

44444444443r34erdfdfcv

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[–] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are you fully conscious but trapped in the body of a guinea pig?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

8787 4/.

[–] chottomatte@lemdro.id 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is it really the guinea pig answering, or just a troll post?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm just putting the pig on the keyboard for it to crawl off.

[–] chottomatte@lemdro.id 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Nice, I was actually asking the pig, but no problem

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

a baseball bat and ball costs $1.10. the bat costs $1 more than the ball. What is the price of the ball?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

656666666666666666tynb

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago

Finally an authoritative source on the conversion rate between $ and tynb!

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[–] babyincubi@beehaw.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

when you close your eyes, what do you see?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

`,,,,IBTMREXWC4EQ

[–] babyincubi@beehaw.org 2 points 2 days ago

i feel enlightened, thank you 🖤

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