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Trump given power to rename Greenland 'Red, White and Blueland' under new bill tabled by Republicans (www.lbc.co.uk)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by PanArab@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398

Rep. Earl L. “Buddy” Carter (R-GA) released the following statement today after introducing a bill authorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Blueland:

“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland. President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal.”

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A new British island?

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[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I know this is all a distraction so they can do even more fucked up shit, but this is next level stupid. My nephew could come up with something better.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can we all just start chanting "Eggs" whenever he tries to talk from now on? I'd like that.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Orangeland.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Fuck us all forever.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Mmhmm, and while youre having fun with this stunt Trump is dismantling what little safety net you had left for personal gain. Its time to stop the outrage machine and either do something with your rage or accept your new circumstances

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

Three weeks and he's run out of energy for his hissy fits, get ready for JD Vance to have to pedal all this shit

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