Step 1: Anonymous blackmail of oil companies ceos. Step 2: Profit
Ohh and probably take out Putin and Xi.
this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2025
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Put it on the shelf with the other one
Nice try, officer
I've got some research to do and some very thoughtful application of this powerful, dangerous tool. I know where I'm starting though. In Minecraft.
Burn it. Sure there are people that need to die but I don't want any risk anyone else gets access to this even at the expense of letting evil people live.
I would pull that lever so fucking hard. That amount of responsibility would basically take over and ruin my life, even if they never caught me
The world could legitimately be made so much better
Just don't lose sight of the goals. Light was a cautionary tale.
Nice try, NSA
I go on with my life. Death note has no power over me.
Netanyahu. Executed for crimes against humanity.
I wouldn't use it. It feels like cheating, moreso if I cause anything undesirable like the death of the wrong person or the downfall of a beneficial organization because the dead individual had some major unsung good they contributed.
Interesting response for someone with your username
But I agree. I would probably use it as voluntary euthanasia tool for painful incurable disease/condition.
Isn't the method of death of victims of the Death Note a heart attack? That sounds rather uncomfortable for a form a euthanasia.
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i'll offer random people a chance to write a name to it as a form of anger- / hatred- / stress-relief. not much details will be discussed apart from this one chance to write the name of someone you think deserves some ill-fated luck. most likely cause of death here will be sleep-induced.
Mosquito
Write everyone at works name in it except me>even my brothers> Owner will have no choice but to promote me>profit
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Burn it. I'd like a Life Note though. To write a few names there just in case. Not decided if mine will be among them.
take it to the bathroom and read it while taking a shit and then tear out pages to wipe my ass
Wie my own name in it.
Nothing. Anyone who uses the Death note cannot go to heaven or hell. That would basically confirm the existence of heaven and hell. My understanding is that heaven is infinite. Nothing in this finite world would be worth risking infinity in paradise. I would take it, chat with a god of death, ask many questions, and then decline.
Then do what? You still have it in your hands.
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