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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I have no idea what those things on the left are.

In the past week or two I be cooked with horse, venison and reindeer. All more moral meats than factory farmed, imo. Delicious as fuck when you known what you're doing.

On a sidenote, the small store I got the reindeer from.. I told the shopkeep how the reindeer had been wonderful when I got some more venison from them, and how I was enjoying eating cruelty free meat. Perhaps she didn't really listen too what I said as her answer was to offer me some veal. (I did buy it though but that's so immoral in comparison, sort of glad I fucked up the dish with too many mushrooms so I didn't particularly enjoy the veal.)

This reindeer was great:

I'm not high on presentation but I was taking pictures for my food log for health reasons so I put a basil leaf on top. That's gluten and dairy free though, as it's gluten-free pasta. Which suck in general, btw, this is the only acceptable one I've found (Rummo).

I start by slow-cooking veggies for a few hours, mirepoix/soffritto style but with large veggies instead of diced. During that take the mince out to warm and rub some salt and spices into it. Then flash it in a hot pan and add to sauce and start building tomato and red wine based sauce around those. Simple, just takes a bit of time.

Oh and that leek? Literally thicker bigger than my arm. Unit of a leek. (That's a piece of it and further in the background than you might think.)

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I have ao many questions on this comment. Is it satire? Is it genuine? But the real question (if you're serious) is - how in the world have you not heard of Tostino Pizza Rolls?

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

how in the world have you not heard of Tostino Pizza Rolls

I dont think they're sold on my continent

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm being 100% serious.

I've heard of Pizza Rolls in some shows. I just had no idea what they looked like.

My freezer looks a bit different to yours I guess.

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As someone very likely living in the same country as you judging by the beer and language in your freezer, I also had no idea those were pizza rolls. I think I had cereal that looked like that once

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yea I thought something along those lines as well. Can't tell the size from the picture, so they might be the size of the end of your finger or several centimetres across if it's zoomed out more than the macaroni.

Idk.

I'm glad our food quality is pretty good. There's still some complaints I have, but in general it's pretty good. That Lappari is bullshit though. Supposedly gluten-free, but I got symptoms and then Googled it and Lapin Kulta has had to recheck batches of that beer because of such a lot of complaints from gluten-sensitive people.

It should be somewhat simple to fix the issue by adding a class, like having low-gluten and absolutely no-gluten. We like regulation so shouldn't be an issue.

This thread is making me hungry.

[–] otto@sh.itjust.works 111 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To this day, the "Now with FLAVOR!" part still kills me.

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 99 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A lot of prospective boyfriend carers don’t know this, but once the typical boyfriend comes of age to be chosen by a carer, they are perfectly capable of procuring and preparing their own food!

Just make certain that you show them where the food items are located, and they should be able to provide not only for themselves, but for you, too! Now, no one says it’s wrong to feed a boyfriend, but not playing to their capabilities not only deprives them of proper growth, but robs you of a core feature of boyfriends: sharing a life as equals!

Just be a thoughtful and responsible carer, and you could have a happy home for decades, or until it shits on the floor and you have to put it down.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm a big boyfriend, all growed up, I can make hot pocket and peanut butter sandwich.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

That sounds amazing rn [8]

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean to say I should let it out of the enriching environment i've set up for it in my basement? What if it runs away???

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Most boyfriends will come back home if they accidentally escape. Make sure to put a bell on your boyfriend’s collar so if he does get out he doesn’t decimate the local bird population.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Bird population

😳

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Would it help if I had him neutered?

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mixing the pellets and wet food is what boyfriends crave.

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But only do it on special events. Otherwise it won't go back to regular food.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

We call it a "high value treat"

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And getting to eat a peach several times a week.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Have you considered breast feeding?

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[–] uraniumcovid@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

just saw a video on nebula about a kid eating about 70 chicken nuggets every day for 7 years and nothing else. he did go blind, but the average relationship will not last that long, so problem solved.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that a Chubbyemu video or a knockoff?

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Feed me something healthy so I don't die at 40

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm over 40 and only eat pizza bites, KD, and poutine. I've never had a single health related...aggggggggggggggggggggggg

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

agggggggggggggggg

He must have died while typing ...

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least he had the good sense to hit the ENTER key before he passed.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to write "aggggggggggggggggggggggg." He'd just say it!

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Perhaps he was dictating

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[–] bss03@infosec.pub 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

NSFWMy boyfriend seem to prefer eating pussy. ;)

(I don't have a boyfriend or a supply of pussy.)

[–] WamGams@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

You don't need a boyfriend to have your pussu eaten.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Damn, you'd hit up ur local pussy dealer

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 1 week ago

Pizza is highly recommended.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The sad thing is I work at a small office with a half dozen nerdy dudes in their late 20s/early 30s and that is literally how all of them eat.

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[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's the husband food look like?

[–] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

My wife makes chicken and steak. My experience good.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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