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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 23 hours ago

Protest anonymously, function anonymously.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 22 hours ago

Declare your intentions!

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

@Instantnudel@feddit.org 🚩🏴🚩🏴🚩🏴

[–] instantnudel@feddit.org 8 points 22 hours ago

Ich freue mich über ihre Frage. Ich fühle mich geehrt hier zu sein. Ich möchte ihnen jetzt garkein vorwurf machen aber sie haben diese Frage doch auswendig gelernt. Sie haben unser Programm nichtmal gelesen. Würden sie Habeck auch so eine Frage stellen? Jetzt unterbrechen sie mich nicht!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

You might want to cache things, like handles to resources or other dependencies?

[–] Reptorian@programming.dev 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I use states, but no classes. G'MIC is my main language. I do appreciate the functional way of thinking after writing in it for so long. States are just variables that defines the mode of something, right?

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 1 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

That's just a communist thing, not an anarchist-specific thing...

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Just like functional programing is about making state explicit, not making it go away.

Overall, both arms are wrong... so they cancel out or something like that.

[–] A_Pile_of_Frog@sh.itjust.works -1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Hm, i dont think AES amanaged to come close to this.

Anarchists like Baba Makhno came close, but given the circumstance, leader- or classless societies are kinda doomed to fail.

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I'm not talking about "AES", I'm talking about communism. By the definition of "communism = AES" then communism doesn't abolish class, private property, the value-form, nations, etc.

Anarchism distinguishes itself from communism principally by an inherent opposition to hierarchy, and an opposition to many of the organisational forms that communists may advocate for or participate in, eg communist parties, councils, and any kind of structure that could constitute a hierarchy. And anarchists are inherently opposed to centralisation, and so on.

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