this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025
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[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 228 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 81 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I already had you tagged as "furious train masturbator". Things have come full circle and I'm delighted.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

I think that's what they call racism

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What app/frontend are you using that allows tagging users? Sounds like a cool feature

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I already have you tagged as "loves stealing"

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Can I steal this to Tag myself?

Not gonna lie, I didn't expect that

Edit: IT WORKED

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think that’s what they call racism

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Tagging you as "calls out racism"

Please put a spoiler tag on this comment. I was trying to masturbate to it but then I accidentally saw the ending too quickly and my orgasm wasn't exactly what you would call ruined, but it wasn't very good.

[–] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's not porn. It's a nude emoji I got from my game

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 5 days ago

I need the butthole one, stat.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

hey it's my turn to believe someone else is a solipsist and right.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 4 points 5 days ago

You'll always be real in my heart <3

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 6 points 5 days ago

it is real

proof: im the emoji

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 25 points 6 days ago

I can shave my face and pubes at the same time! So convenient!

[–] livjq@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's a nude egg I won in my game!

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

Why aren't you listening to me?!

[–] Slagathor@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

That one egg was worth 40 eggs?