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[–] Vector@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Something something South Park, something something Ookie Mouth.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (6 children)

i mean i'm not stupid enough to try this, but measles has an potential immune system reset component to it, right? could it possibly be beneficial to people with autoimmune diseases to catch the measles and reset their autoimmune response, and hopefully be able to avoid their triggers in the future?

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Try and control those rabidly ignorant bigots you force-fed with anti-science, anti-reason raw red meat, let's see how that goes.
This is 'Murica! Muh freehdum!

[–] 0101100101@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Twenty thousand tons of ivermectin to Texas. Stat! That'll fix everything!

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