this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Thank you, my SO is informed as what to gift

[–] norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Warming your cockadoodles in that way will make your swimmers go limp.

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heat doesn't cause sperm motility but it does cause lower sperm counts.

Nowhere near as bad as taking a bath once a week though.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

(Loss of motility) edit: or use lower as a verb, twice, and remove cause both times

Not necessarily a bad thing

Just don't count on it

[–] Ad4mWayn3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow! I can't wait to have my cock full of wool fibers!

[–] FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Sounding level: pro

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a name for this kind of "clothing"?

[–] FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I do believe they're called cock socks. If not, they should