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[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago

Gotta check, every. fucking. time.

Ok, The Onion, …whew!

[-] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Seeing The Onion doesn’t really make me feel better anymore. This isn’t satire, it’s subtext.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The Onion realized you can't out-crazy reality

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

Except he actually said he would run for a third term, and that he wasn't even joking about it.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Not funny, Onion. Just telling the truth is for real newspapers.

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Tho it would be nice if the real newspapers said this.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

There's already been a Third Reich, dumbass.

[-] stickly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I always felt the Onion should have pivoted to actual news after the world jumped the shark. Seeing posts from them these days is just depressing...

[-] FermionWrangler@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

This isn't funny, it's way too real to be funny... You need to say outlandish things he would never say, not something he's probably going to say tomorrow.

[-] ef9357@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Begging The Onion to stop. Someone might read this to Trump and he’ll think it’s his idea (the best idea!) and run with it.

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