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submitted 1 year ago by ssroxnak@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[-] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hahahaha all the people that didn’t vote in the last election can kiss their voting rights goodbye. Muah!💋

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

what a perfect opportunity to establish a military coup and take back control of our government from fascists.

opportunities don't get much better than this folks.

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[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

My immediate reaction to seeing this title was split between happy AF "oh maybe he thinks he won't make it to 80" and then "but what is he saving for that birthday?"

I have never honestly, purely, maliciously, and actively wished death on somebody currently alive (I've done it before for certain people to happen right before they did "the thing" they did) than I do now about him. Well, them. Him and the co-president.

And for once I feel no moral uncertainty in hoping it is the most terrifying, embarrassing, humiliating, depressing, public, well-captured (for historical purposes of course), and agonizing things ever experienced by a single human. By a huge amount.

Hitler may have tortured 6 million, but Trump is making 300 some million lives worse. Significantly worse. And if we end up in a war, then 100% of those deaths will be directly attributable to him, as will all the LGBT people that harm themselves under his reign.

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[-] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

How 'bout NO

[-] TheDeadlySquid@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

A lot of soldiers going to be on sick leave that day.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 points 1 year ago

I have some questions. Will the soldiers all be white cis males? Will they be wearing orange makeup and smell like dirty diapers?

[-] Litebit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I doubt he will live that long. Alzheimer will get him like his father.

[-] PeacockEclipse@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately hate has a way of preserving people, I hope you're right though.

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[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I for one, am glad he's planning this.

At some point, the top generals are going to have to make a choice of who to support.

It's actions like this that cost Caligula his life.

[-] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I mean... I despise trump just as much as most people here, but it could very well be a coincidence that his birthday and the 250th year of the US army fall on the same day and that it's not for his birthday specifically. This article seems like a shit-stirring one unfortunately, this is bad because it muddies the waters of the actual bad shit he's doing behind the curtains.

[-] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Parades are for weak little men. Pathetic.

Quote by Eisenhower (totally word for word)

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 year ago

All hail King Fathead the Orange.

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago
[-] evenglow@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Expected. This ain't the first time he's tried this.

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[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Can we somehow convince MAGA that it's super patriotic to consume a bunch of exlax about 30 minutes before the parade?

Though on second thought, it might accidentally improve the smell.

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