I'm mildly allergic so yeah they will fuck me up.

If I'm in an enclosed space with one (e.g. car) I'll start a sneezing fit. And I assume if I eat one my mouth will itch or swell (not even gonna attempt it).

In my garden the dandelions turned out to be Sowthistle. Which should be handy if any hungry sows show up on my second-floor apartment balcony.

I am entirely over 'blank won't fuck you' as a response to shit. It's cliched and trite and kills a conversation.

guzzles 15 Dandelion Decoctions

Mettic is just pissed the dandelions think hes lame.