Can I put this in a .png and post it, next. I've been waiting all day.
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I think you misplaced the apostrophe. If you think it's just going to be one American I have some news for you.
more like DarkShowerthoughts
As I prepare to not sleep for the next two days.
Phew! Luckily I am not American.
Just make sure not to get caught by the French, they might separate you from your longbow-firing fingers!
This is a distressing thought.
Here in Quebec they're ban because of forest fire so we get to keep our fingers (at the cost of permanent lung damage)!
I'm pretty sure someone already lost a finger testing a firework
We do the same for new years tho.....
America can't hold a Roman candle to Holland at New Years. I know my way around fuerwerken but the Dutch go absolutely next level. I was completely amazed.
I live in Darwin Northern Territory Australia, every year on July 1st we have Territory day to celebrate our independence from the southern states.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/jul/02/man-loses-arm-below-elbow-in-fireworks-explosion-near-darwin this year a man lost an arm
Highly likely a few other appendages go missing too.