Why didn't he just appoint a horse?

Erybody, don't worry. He got dis.

Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?

Even if this guy had served in military intelligence for 4 years he would still be too inexperienced for this role.

I feel like.. Were caveman smarter than us? Feel like they would of solved this long ago.

Putin's agent?

these aren't secretaries and ministers of organized government

it's capos and yes men of organized crime.

Top. Men. Lol.

I know I feel safer already.

Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.

Coming to a 'Concentration Camp Overseer' position near you.

That's a big task, preventing the US or one of their many proxies from doing terrorist attacks

If you wanted more terrorist attacks on your soil in order to justify suspending the constitution, this is exactly how you’d go about it.

Great, another face I want to punch.

Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der

Did he have a stroke?

It's Bag Boy's time to shine.

I can hear the MAGA crowd saying "but at least he's a white male"

Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.