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[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 102 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Tofushopdriftin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This is the one

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Whats money for if not to buy me things that will make me happy"

Bills, its for bills.

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[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I recently heard my mid-70s mother use "YOLO." I was shook.

[–] Hasuris@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

YOLO as an excuse to do stupid shit is such a weird thing to me. You also only die once.

[–] Muspell@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

But I never died before so what could possibly go wrong?

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[–] Akareth@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck it, we'll do it live!

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

As a musician this is both the best, and worst thing to hear!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

“I’m gonna regret this in the morning/immediately”

“Hey babe wanna see me do something stupid”

“I’m an engineer I know what I’m doing”

“It’ll be cheaper if I do it myself”

“How hard could it be”

“One more won’t hurt”

“Worst case scenario I die”

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[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago

After all why not, why shouldn’t I …

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My personal favorite is just simply "fuck it".

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[–] oleorun@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

"Hold my beer" comes to mind.

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] SwiffyD@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Welp looks like a problem for tomorrow's me.

[–] DarylDutch@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

It can't be that difficult.

[–] calculusqu33n@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here for a good time, not a long time

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Leroy Jenkins!

[–] thisisnotgoingwell@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta risk it for the biscuit

No idea why or when I heard it but I like the risk/reward nature of it

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[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 12 points 1 year ago

Follow up afterwards: it is what it is

"Fuck it" is the objectively correct answer.

[–] Floey@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

What's the worst that could happen?

completely rhetorical, doesn't actually consider what could go wrong

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 1 year ago

One more won't hurt

[–] runeko@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

"Witness me!"

[–] LavaPlanet@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Gotta die of something!

[–] iminahurry@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago

What's the point in making money if I can't buy shit I want!

[–] RHOPKINS13@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Hold my beer

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a problem for future-me!

[–] sigh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It is what it is

[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"Make America Great Again" while at the voting both.

[–] hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta risk it for the biscuit

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[–] mr_satan@monyet.cc 9 points 1 year ago

That's a problem for future me

[–] asg101@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

[–] polle@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

Just send it!

[–] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Walop@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't need alcohol to have fun

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[–] Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

"Either this goes well or it stops being my problem"

[–] coffee_poops@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I talked to my ex...

[–] Patawagon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whats the worst that can happen.

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

"Gotta die sometime!"

also

"It is a good day to die"

The latter was originally inspired from Little Big Man, not Star Trek as you'd assume.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"Here I go again..."

[–] TheMightyDinkan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Secret300@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Only one way to find out.

No matter what the outcome is always say "calculated"

[–] BurnedDonutHole@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Hold my beer...

Also on a serious note coming from life is short quote, anything you thought it was a recent event check that again. I broke up with my fiance and it feels like I did it last year it has been 11 years. I lost my parents and it feels like it was yesterday it has been 9 years. I gave up and left everything behind and it has been 6 years. Don't get caught off guard when life slaps your in the face while you think you're some hot young person who has all the things in the world.

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[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'll regret it if I don't"

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[–] cynar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

We do not do it because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy!

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

After careful consideration, I believe this is the least damaging option.

[–] edythecullen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Think about it this way, in a hundred years who's gonna care?"

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[–] Dr_NotSoKind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"Yeah, but what are the odds..."

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"I've earned this."

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