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[-] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Florida man

[-] ater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
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[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago
[-] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Porcupine, hedgehog, echidna? Armadillo is probably 0.75?

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[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

1 House, 2 legs and Yes Slime would be a Doctor.

Edit: For those who don't get it, it's a doctor House reference.

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

A crab that lost a few legs while falling into a vat of lube

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Frogs aren't slimy though.

[-] unknown@piefed.social 4 points 1 year ago

You ever touched one? They're kinda sticky, which is like dry slime.

[-] Acamon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

🦀 🦀 🦀

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Pregnant frogs?

[-] T156@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Surely it would be more bewildering in the middle. What's something that only has 0.1 4 legs, and is 0.4 house?

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[-] Mgineer@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot

[-] mediOchre@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

A horny turtle

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

A gnome is also missing there

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Nautilus missing some tentacles.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

If you can have slugs and snails, the other one is a toad

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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