Florida man
A sloth!
What has 0.5 house?
Porcupine, hedgehog, echidna? Armadillo is probably 0.75?
1 House, 2 legs and Yes Slime would be a Doctor.
Edit: For those who don't get it, it's a doctor House reference.
A crab that lost a few legs while falling into a vat of lube
Frogs aren't slimy though.
You ever touched one? They're kinda sticky, which is like dry slime.
Armadillo?
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Pregnant frogs?
Surely it would be more bewildering in the middle. What's something that only has 0.1 4 legs, and is 0.4 house?
Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot
A horny turtle
A gnome is also missing there
Nautilus missing some tentacles.
If you can have slugs and snails, the other one is a toad

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