Tactical papoose.

Elon Musks bullet proof vest.

So, I don't hate tacti-cool baby gear, but it does make me angry.

It should have been high quality baby gear targeted at guys being silly. The glaring contrast between its function and its theme should be intentionally funny.
Instead you've got sexist shit trying to convince guys that it's okay, you can still be hyper masculine even if you care for your children, and selling profoundly inferior crap that's not even leveraging the ridiculous marketing options.

All the actual baby supply companies have instead started using the stuff you would want out of "tactical baby gear", and coloring it in cheerful colors that aren't traditionally gendered.

It's just a wasted opportunity for a good laugh that instead brings more shit into the world.

Men need to feel like they're in the army to take on operation traditionaly woman's work

Laugh it up, funny boy. I know that even my six month old gets called up and sent to Afghanistan I'll be ready and you won't.

Don't forget to complete your style with your tactical baby.

the kid doesn't even get their own holster? WTF is the kid supposed to do with it's gun?

Actually kind of looks cool if you are into military gear… what’s the big deal.

Dad’s are awesome

Tactical dads are OP

It’s pretty gross to pin this on an entire gender.

What a ridiculous thing to own (and I actually served!). 😅

This sort of thing is really only exclusive to the US markets. Elsewhere in the world, it is rare to see components of tactical gear outside of the specific situations they are for. However, military gear is the nastiest for the job, so you tend to only get it if strapped for cash. Obviously this means there is no military themed stuff like in the US, beer coolers, baby carriers, slippers, etc. For the insecure man.

Someone will think that's your armor plate carrier

Kevlar for your baby seems like a good idea in the US