They don't own a printer then. Or any IOT device. Luckily, the same goes for me.
Ah, it's just a fancy ad. That explains the poor writing.
Is there a machine that looks like this? Complete with glowing curved top?
A ghost raw s1 with a custom 3d printed top would be close
You could gut an Alexa. It'd be a massive improvement over the shit inside to begin with.
This is an ad, so the computer pictured is not fictional, but it's the HP Mediasmart ex470 (I think this joke book was even bundled with the first units)
They used really shitty processors so it's ewaste, maybe it can be acquired for cheap and repurposed with some mini itx board
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