Self deport....

Didn't i see something like that in the Cheech & Chong movie from the seventies? The deported themselves for a birthday party, because the plane tickets were to pricey..

Is this real?

I'd love to have free ticket from ruzzia. Sadly, they need cannon meat and won't let me out.

Jesus fucking Christ, indeed.

i think they got the tomeline wrong... as far as i remember nazi germany offered simmilar deals to jews before forcefully deporting them.

lets not talk about what happened after deportation. if the us gov is so bad with history, it might give them ideas...

Mhm, maybe one could spoof Donalds phone to self-deport?

No where is it clear that your „regular traveler flight“ doesn’t end you up in El Salvador. So the grand isn’t much use, if you even would get the money

What if I’m here legally?