They don't have to believe it, they just have to use it. He's their guy on their team, after all, and the other team losing is more important than being right (ethically, morally, or factually).
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You really think the guy himself wouldn't be bragging about it 247 if this was the case.
It must have been so hard for Trump to rape hundreds of children with Epstein to gain his trust. That is what you have to do to stop a pedophile though! /S
Oh ok, so they caught him pedophiling, and used him like a little bitch to catch more of his pedophile friends while they pedophile together.
Even magas can't be buying this
Oh you sweet summer child.
Then release the files so we can all read the epic tale of Trump defender of women and girls.
Surely there is an FBI file including some kind of debrief interview where this is all laid plain. As long as no one has ordered purges of records and documents based on specific keywords regardless of context there is almost guaranteed to be such a recording/transcript, right?
It's open and shut for an actual FBI informant that currently holds the office of president to produce and provide that kind of documentation, and surely it will be called for with at least as much vigor as Obama's birth certificate by the exact same people who were even then only trying to protect the sanctity of the office of the president. Any minute now.
"Trump is really a hero in this. The best hero."
(And yes, they can believe it.)
So best case scenario he's a rat. I mean this is an obvious lie, but it's so fucking stupid and short sighted. Like everyone knows that undercover cops do as much and commit as many crimes as the criminals they're in with, and informants are no different. So he's either a child raping rat, or a child raping liar...
All this does for me is seat more evidently that he is a Russian asset.
For the KGB
FBI as in Fat Bastard Incel -- I might buy it.
That christofascist queer is going straight to hell
So that's what they spend two weeks of recessed Congress coming up with. Set's see if it catches on
Ahhhh that’s why his name is all over the files. Because he was a super double secret squirrel agent! It all makes sense!!!
Yep, stooping to a new level of low.
Start calling him Glowie in chief on twitter or something
"Trump WITNESSED against Jeffefery Epstein about ALL THE BAD STUFF he had seen."
Sadly I have already seen some posts praising him for his "service"
MAGA should realize they've got a real 007 on their hands
0 Intel Collected
0 Kids Saved
7 Children Raped
I don't think this strategy will work
I say it will work about 33%.
yea well it sounds like he made a deal with the FBI to get immunity for his child rape crimes.
yea well it sounds like he made a deal with thr FBI to get immunity for his child rape crimes.
Maga: See, all above board and legal. What's the big deal?
On my bullshit-o-meter I am measuring 2.5 Mega-Trump. The highest value yet to be measured.
Is this the Mike "Moses" Johnson who shares a house in Washington with a gay man who answers the door for him in his underpants?