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Isn't it kinda weird how poop isn't considered a bodily fluid...
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
Bodily non-newtonian fluid
It is, and always has been a colloid.
Poop is one of those rare things that can be a solid, a liquid and a gas at room temperature.
Maybe it's supercritical?
It can be super critical, that's for sure!
Maybe it's a plasma
It is after Mexican food
Schrodinger's shit
And it still isn’t.
I think the only way to be sure, is to try to take more than 100ml past airport security.
Hey officer, thanks for the pat down. But I think you forgot to check one vessel 😏😏🥴
Actually that's where you're wrong. Can 1,000,000 percent confirm, fml
If I shit liquid runs on the floor in a walmart, I want you to stand there and tell the cleanup crew it’s a solid and just pick up the turd.
Because... it's a solid unless it's near diarrhea?
this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2025
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