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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why is a bright future assumed?

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 93 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sun eventually goes supernova.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It doesn't. It's not massive enough. It turns into a red giant, then collapses into a white dwarf and eventually fusion basically stops.

[–] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 year ago

Yeah but in the process it'll scour the surface off the earth so it's not all bad news

[–] Donovar@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Alternatively, if we wait long enough we always have the heat death of the universe to look forward to.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I read in this book that there's a restaurant just before that happens where you can bounce back and forth between the death of the universe and the hours before it. So that sounds cool.

[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Shh!" said Ford. "It's conical. So what you do is, you see, you fill it with fine white sand, alright? Or sugar. Fine white sand, and/or sugar. Anything. Doesn't matter. Sugar's fine. And when it's full, you pull the plug out... are you listening?" "I'm listening." "You pull the plug out, and it all just twirls away, twirls away you see, out of the plughole. "Clever." "That's not the clever bit. This is the clever bit, I remember now that this is the clever bit. The clever bit is that you then thread the film in the projector... backwards!" "Backwards?" "Yes. Threading it backwards is definitely the clever bit. So then, you just sit and watch it, and everything just appears to spiral upwards out of the plughole and fill the bath. See?" "And that's how the Universe began is it?" said Arthur. "No," said Ford, "but it's a marvelous way to relax.

[–] al177@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Darukhnarn@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t like food that talks to me before I eat it.

[–] fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not bright at all. That's the darkest thing.

[–] Donovar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Not before ballooning up and frying the Earth.

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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago

Thermonuclear reactions are very bright

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Humanity will not exist long enough to reach said bright future

[–] TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm worried the bright future will start right as the last humans die....

[–] DeadOfMind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That's why it's called the bright future.. Right?

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Another alternative is that we’re already living in the “Golden Age” of Mankind, which is kind of scary to think about.

[–] OpenStars@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

We may look back at these days - you know, where not all diseases kill you, and in fact were super easily handled, barely an inconvenience!:-P - and wish to have such things as "antibiotics" again, before bacteria all became immune to them.

Or maybe the world will rally together, and start funding research into alternatives quickly enough for it to matter? Just like climate change too...

It's a good thing that people aren't anti-science now, bc that surely would be a problem if we want to reach that bright shiny happy future we keep hoping for. :-|

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[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Stop using proprietary software, embrace FOSS. Krita, GIMP, Inkscape.

[–] w00t@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You want me to say "Feel free to GIMP your variants"? =\

P.S. I made this in Inkscape actually :)

[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The word you are looking for is "make" or "edit".

Kids these days... Have to rename everything! /s

Did you know that "to google something" is the proprietary version of "to search something"? See!!! Proprietary software has integrated into conversational phrases! *It's time to stop!*

I envy you because I don't know how to use Inkscape properly (it looks very complicated). I don't really need/use it, so yeah.

[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

#ABSOLUTELY PROPRIETARY

[–] ares35@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

keep using 'photoshop' as a generic term and verb until it becomes 'generic enough' for adobe to lose its trademark. same with 'google' ftm.

[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nooo!!! You are only helping them! /s

Instead use edit/make/search.

*Look how they massacred my ~~boy~~ English!*

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shhhhh it’s okay to let people enjoy things

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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Break the chains people!

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, you're mostly missing the ages prior to middle. Like stone, which was pretty huge.

[–] w00t@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, added some bars to the left

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Ah, much better. lol

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We don't have time for your full scale reality. The luxury is gone to shop for quality. It is all a sacrifice of illusion now.

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