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[-] eigenraum@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

Can someone make it an async function?

[-] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 9 months ago

x = printf("one + nine");

[-] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

it takes two instructions to materialize a constant in risc-v. X64 has LEA.

Risc-v is better!

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2025

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