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Thousands of people are reportedly lining up to have a portion of their skull removed and one of Elon Musk's brain chips implanted (www.businessinsider.com)

submitted 1 year ago by ICastFist@programming.dev to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Earlier this year, the US Food and Drug Administration gave Neuralink, which Musk cofounded in 2016, approval to launch human trials of its device that Musk has described as a "Fitbit in your skull." The FDA had previously rejected Neuralink's bid for human testing in March over safety concerns, Reuters reported, including that the wires connected to the brain chip could move within a subject's head or that the chip could overheat.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

AKA thousands of people are so terminally stupid that even such an implant cannot cause any damage to already f-uped brain remains.

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[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

Didn’t realize so many people have already had lobotomies.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The moment this becomes widespread you know there are going to be people figuring out how to jailbreak the chips. I'm down for the idea of cybernetics but no way would I get any kind of implant even capable of a wireless connection.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Man I'd love to get this if literally anyone else was behind it, I always wanted to be a cyborg.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

I would not trust anything that isn't FOSS hardware in this space. Stuff like your phone is one thong, but something that directly connects to your brain? Like, your actual being? Yeah, no, I'd rather keep it as independent and autonomous as possible from the grips of capitalism.

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The best part of ShadowRun's dystopian future: the cyberware.

[–] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Well, there's obviously nothing inside their skulls anyway 😜.

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This is how the zombie apocalypse begins.. loads crossbow...

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

On the bright side even at worst case scenario nothing of value will be lost.

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