We haven’t even found fossils of their MBA degrees
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Exactly. It is still an area of active research
Now I'm picturing a T-Rex trying to take notes in the middle of my meeting... Thanks a lot.
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Well the dinos lasted millions of years so they are doing better than we are.
Not really. IMO, it's much more impressive to successfully complete a Fallout 2 pacifist run than to just eat plants or other big lizards for a million years 😛
This is the good kind of pedantic.
anarcho-dinosim
Anybody have any interesting dinosaur facts?
They once ruled the world.
They very likely taste like chicken. Chicken are very closely related to dinosaurs and so are crocodiles. Crocodile/alligator meat also allegedly tastes very similarly to chicken.
Yum. I'd totally eat dino-meat, chicken-flavor or not.
Which dino you think tastes best?
If it's anything like with big mammals, definitely the herbivores. I wouldn't say no to a genuine triceratops steak 😋 😂
Pretty sure this is the plot to Butterfly Effect. 🤔
That herbivores are tastier? That movie must be VERY different from what I previously heard, then! 😛
I'd bet on raptors, at least for familiarity and close relation to chicken. Pangea fried Caudipterix. PFC.
I'd turn that bad boy into a living-room sized schnitzel in a heartbeat.
*(Historically inaccurate as Caudipterix lived in the late jurassic/early cretaceous, when pangea was already kind of broken apart. Also, it was discovered in China) *
Stupid dinosaurs can't even make a rudimentary "might makes right" dictatorship. Even lions can do that.
Great, now I want to know about social structures that have been forgotten forever.
I can totally see a T-Rex rocking a crown.
That would be a very brave dentist
Oh, yeah? How is it gonna put it on?
Very carefully.
"almost certainly" So you're telling me there is a chance that they did indeed possess the administrative skills needed to rule the planet?
I thought the proper phrasing is that they roamed the earth.
Yeah but they were probably just wandering
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I'm playing Path of Titans for 200 h so I'm a dino expert. Raaaaawr Chicken <3
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