this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026

677 points (88.4% liked)

Programmer Humor

32862 readers

941 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

Keep content in english
No advertisements
Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

Feyter@programming.dev

anzo@programming.dev

BurningTurtle@programming.dev

pylapp@programming.dev

677

Closing programs (lemmy.nz)

submitted 7 months ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

149 comments fedilink hide all child comments

(page 2) 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago (6 children)

In Linux you get zombie processes hanging around when things go wrong, and you can't get rid of those.

load more comments (6 replies)

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Android ain't no better. If I don't pull up my app list and manually kill my media player, it doesnt stop and drains the battery despite tapping the exit menu item

load more comments