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but teaches you, always hold it till your home.

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[–] elsif@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I swear, kids are the cruelest at that age. I ate lunch in the bathroom stall a few times in my first week of middle school because it was better than being in the cafeteria

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

You're not wrong. I usually ate mine at home and watched TV, it was pretty awesome lol

Though when I was older I started just having lunch in the classroom and then in high school I'd eat lunch at school with a couple friends.

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Proof that humans are born evil

[–] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] kresten@feddit.dk 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you know that you can embed images/gifs directly into messages?

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[–] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I tried actually and it was a disaster. Thank you for showing me my failure could have been avoided with more effort.

Man is good.

[–] kresten@feddit.dk 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks!

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[–] Gutotito@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine didn't have doors on the stalls. Wiping your ass was like putting on the worst puppet show.

[–] GingeyBook@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I seriously do not understand how this is legal.

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

“Yeah you want me to leave it for you when I’m done?”

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God, I hated going to the bathroom in school.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yup, you could try but it was never worth it. It was so stressing and just a downright nasty experience. Literally and metaphorically.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My highschool never bothered replacing broken toilet door locks so if you where unlucky to get a stall with a broken lock you had to sit on the toilet and use your feet to hold the door shut

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Dayum. That’s just brutal, even if I could use public facilities, I would hover. I would put down the paper seat cover but I wouldn’t dare touch the seats. Ironically, I developed strong an muscles hover pooping.

[–] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Giving all the kidspl pre-war ptsd

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sad but true.

[–] Bonskreeskreeskree@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everybody shits. Stop being scared and uncomfortable

[–] TurtleFantasy@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Women don't poop, they shit

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