Similarly:

We've been tracking you for decades now. We know your location at all times. We know about the humidifier you bought. We know you do everything in English, but we also know you're trying to learn Spanish. We know who your family members are based on your interactions with them, and we have vast databases on them too. We know about the plane ticket to Turkey. We know about the new bathing suit you bought. We know about the English language guidebook you bought for Turkey.

We know you're now in Turkey on your vacation.

Here's an ad in Turkish for a humidifier sold in a Turkish store.

You go to a different country, and despite the massive privacy invasions, and the terabytes of data they have about every aspect of your lives, they think you speak the local language and show you ads you can't even understand for products you'd never buy while there on a vacation.

"You know what? I'll treat myself. Just one more dozen of toilet seats."

They should push you to buy a dehumidifier. Then you can put them on opposite sides of the room for humidity wars.

In the case of something weird like a humidifier, the average person is so unlikely to buy a humidifier that it's actually more likely that someone who buys one is going to return it and get a different one. Or they bought the first one to evaluate it and have some reason to need more than one because they have multiple houses or something.

Round here we tend to buy dehumidifiers. Why would someone intentionally increase the humidity in their home? That way lies mo[u]ld

I buy a lot of (Primarily used) books off Amazon (Though Ebay grows more attractive by the day.) so thankfully my recommends are filled with other books. Apparently they have a semblance of a clue there.

A very annoying feature of that company. Always trying to sell you what you just bought, sometimes at a lower price its like theyre saying HA HA you got screwed

Would you like to buy a mattress? Would you like an entire apartment full of mattresses?

ikr like how many goddamn steam mops do they think one house needs

I bought a new mattress last year and I swear not even a month later they were emailing me with mattress ads. Time to start my mattress collection.

You may have heard of the "sales funnel," well, let me introduce you to the "sales loop..."

Yeah I just bought a tank on Amazon and now it's like "here's some ammunition for your tanks" and I'm like "ahh actually no thanks I don't want a visit from the FBI thanks"

I mean, with the rampant enshittification of consumer technologies, there's every chance the thing you just bought off Amazon will break after a much shorter lifespan then expected. There's even a chance this was planned and accounted for...

Let me introduce you to the dad delivers blog. He bought a dehumidifier 2 years ago and since hasn't stopped buying new ones and talking about them:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5GL2M_HNyaLy_kEQwVp0KQ