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[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

The US is incentivizing Iran to make nukes.

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[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

JD Vance makes blithering halfwits sound like Einstein.

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[-] androgynouscloudmoon@slrpnk.net 8 points 5 months ago

Reminder that it's a news org's job to find and report facts, instead of writing more about the new nonsense coming out of the mouths of science deniers. Obviously this is logistically impossible and just another "THEY ALMOST HAVE NUKES!!" excuse to bomb Iranians ffs

[-] GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

I'm imagining an Iranian Sam Porter Bridges lugging around a huge nuke

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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago

Why does anyone care what the VP thinks? His job requires him to be hosting a book club or at a state funeral or something.

[-] mrdown@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

It is fun to mock dumb people like him

[-] Jiral@lemmy.org 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

WMD trucks was it one of the previous times the US set the region on fire, wasn't it?

[-] Ydna@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Quick, get Jack Bauer on the case!

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Just Dumb fails to acknowledge the fucked up US healthcare system is deadlier to Americans than the stupid shit that developed in the vacuum between his ears.

[-] Bieren@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

But we won the war and obliterated their military and nuclear programs.

[-] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

I wonder if they make them to fit couch fuckers.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

Guess the US will be bombing Iran's vest factories next.

[-] dasrael@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago

from couch fucker to science fiction politician, what a career!

[-] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

No one would do that

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