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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Manticore 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm just enjoying every version of '[Word] Punch'.

'They call me MISTER Punch!

'Yeah babe do you like my bear punch'

If I go to a house party and they've got Purple Punch then I'm leaving

[–] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Giant tool, well at least it's not my personality

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 3 points 4 months ago

Purple Punch??

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Hard killer? Doesnt roll off the tounge i would want it to(pun intended)

[–] Pman@lemmy.org 2 points 4 months ago

Hopefully nobody has the initials E. F. Pleasure Killer is not great.

[–] Fierro@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago

Somebody has a fuck beef

[–] emmanuelw@jlai.lu 2 points 4 months ago

Pleasure Steak

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 2 points 4 months ago

Hard Sausage... does not really sound all that appealing

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Bear sausage. I guess thats nice and affirming, thanks!

[–] join@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

frodo with his fun sword and samwise with his giant punch on their way to destroy the ring

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] trslim@pawb.social 2 points 4 months ago

yes i am Man Steak and my husband is Mister Steak.

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago

Love Meal

Kinda like a censored version of my username

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Candyman had a Skin Unit

[–] MissingGhost@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Wait am I am Lemmy or on Facebook?

[–] grinka@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Babe, the new MMORPG name generator dropped!

[–] GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What do YOU think mine is?

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[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

... Skin Unit. Gross!

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Purple killer... Not a fan of the name tbh

[–] imjustmsk@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

are you Mason Fischer? Max Fuller? Miles Fletcher?Milo Flynn?   Who are you M. F? 

[–] outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app 2 points 4 months ago

Big pole......

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Pussy salami

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

🧍‍♂️ MAN SWORD 🗡️

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

idk, sounds like false advertising in my case :P

[–] harrison_fnord@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago

Power Killer.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago
[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

long sausage

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Love Injector. How derivative.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But I wanna call it the puking dildo

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Be the change you want to see in the world!

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

One Hundred Percent All Beef Thermometer.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't really wanna be the Skin Destoryer

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

Accurate...

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

what the hell man :(

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

i think i saw that kung fu movie

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Love Beef

Accurate

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