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[–] don@lemm.ee 120 points 1 year ago (2 children)

tf is this concrete shit just use some goddamn sandpaper to sand the fuckin mountain flat duh you motherfuckers is dumb af fr

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can we get this dude to be head of volcano NASA or w/e?

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 20 points 1 year ago

finally, a sensible solution

[–] Arigion@feddit.de 115 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a politician I can assure you that if you vote for me I will put into law that volcanoes will be forbidden to erupt in our wonderful country.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

And as a different politician I can assure you that if you vote for me I will fight for the freedom of volcanoes to erupt whenever and wherever they want. In fact, I promise a volcano in every household and quicksand in every sandbox.

Cause this is America. Where land has more rights than people voting.

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The former president of the Philippines said that he will urinate on the volcano that was threatening to erupt. Lol

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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude just tape a cease and desist letter on the volcano. And if they still don't listen just get the cops to shoot it.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Canadian. We have that problem too.

[–] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (6 children)

That lava already has to break through literal kilometres of rock to get there. A few hundred (let’s be generous) extra meters of pourable rock ain’t gonna do shit.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But look at the picture, the lava is trapped.

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[–] Illuminati@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

What you mean? Cement stronk!

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Not to mention the average normal size of an opening you’d have to plug to begin with. Even if it didn’t just drain down the hole or dissolve the moment it got to lava, it would be a ludicrous amount of concrete just to make a layer a few feet thick. Even if you did manage to make a plug a hundred or more feet deep and it didn’t melt or move, an eruption would likely just blow the mountain apart from around it.

[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All you'd need is ultra fast drying lava-proof concrete. I'm surprised no one has thought of that yet. Then once the crater vent is fully plugged you would just need to coat the rest of the mountain in the same concrete. Voila, problem solved.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I keep thinking about the big job we have ahead of us, paving over Yellowstone Park.

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[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 year ago
[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just keep adding concrete until it works

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I saw people on YouTube pour the cement directly into a hole they were filling. Should make it even quicker to not have to add water it can just mix with the molten rock.

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fools. You need to put ice in first so the concrete doesnt melt.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even more foolish fool. Just dump water down the volcano. The lava source blocks turn to obsidian and are completely harmless.

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[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Better yet - use helicopters to drop chunks of icebergs into the volcano to extinguish it.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Keep fuckin around and you're gonna end up in a Republican cabinet one day.

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I think this could actually be someone impersonating a famous mountain on Twitter, however, the account is verified with a Blue Checkmark, so this must be the real Mt. St. Helens then.

But how could this be possible?

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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well now you have a very large cannon

[–] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meh, the pressure will do the ball the way into space I bet.

[–] Killer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

We should launch rockets like this, would save on fuel.

I feel like we need to talk about how much heavy metal rocks.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Just going to need 14 trillion bags of cement from ACME

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Block molten rock with wet powdered rock? Wcgw?

[–] Delta_V@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Point towards enemy.

[–] mr_satan@monyet.cc 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Would concrete even hold. I mean lava is molten rock and cement is kind of a rock. So wouldn't the cement melt before pressure could build up?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most cements melt at a higher temperature than most lava gets to, so it would be solid chunks of cement getting blasted miles out when the pressure builds high enough to erupt

[–] FleetingTit@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

It probably wouldn't melt, but if you heat moist concrete it will spall ans crumble to bits before too long.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

Yes. That's the joke.

[–] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even if the plug would hold the volcano would just split open another hole in the earth and erupt from there

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More job opportunities. Volcano hole filler would look great in my résumé.

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[–] Smeagol666@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This reminds me of when Trump suggested nuking a hurricane.

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[–] westyvw@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody going to mention that we have a sentient mountain with internet access? Wtf

[–] Sargteapot 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's 2023 things are weird now you just gotta accept it

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[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I feel like when the volcano does explode it's just gonna launch that concrete plug like popping a pimple.

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Tens of thousands of tons of rapidly fragmenting concrete being launched into the upper atmosphere - cos what a major volcanic eruption needs is extra shrapnel

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Big problems require big solutions.

[–] Drbreen@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Let's test this theory on your colon...

[–] AMillionNames@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Just add several layers of cement all around the area you want to save. Then, it'll either be someone else's problem or lava landberg.

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