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What will be the post-credits scene a million years after the heat death of the universe? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

so long and thanks for all the fish

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

zoom out to the universe that created and contains this one, a fraction of a second has passed for them, this universe/the big bang is just what happens when you work out how to break the speed of light.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A Rick Roll.

[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Yahweh does have a sense of humour.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They should put a rick roll as a post credits scene of a movie. The closest I've seen to a troll post-credits scene is in Spiderman Homecoming where the post-credits scene is Captain America doing a PSA about patience, basically making fun of the audience for waiting through the credits fir nothing

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

The next Big Bang.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A black card : They did their best, they weren’t very good at it.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

in this galaxy here (with an arrow pointing to where the the galaxy used to be) everyone thought that their planet was flat.