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[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 25 points 10 months ago

Yeah well then. Classroom evolution by selection for superstition at its finest.

[–] coconutking@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

This seems like a poor attempt to get out of an assignment. Religion can be so convenient sometimes.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yes, yes it is. So is using Python and Apple. In fact, best you steer clear off of computers.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago (10 children)

I'm not Catholic but I'm pretty sure the answer is no.

Playing games with religious themes is also not a sin, as you are expected to understand the difference between fact and fiction.

My source is that one of my best friends is Catholic

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 15 points 10 months ago (24 children)

If they understood the difference between fact and fiction they wouldn't be a catholic. They're supposed to believe that crackers and wine literally turn into Jesus's body and blood by saying an incantation. Alchemy makes more sense than that, so I could see some people having issues.

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[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 13 points 10 months ago

They don't have a problem using a tool that is called psycho tho.

[–] tory@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Literally telling a chip made of sand how to think. God would be furious.

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[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Feels like a "render unto Caesar" non problem

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