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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

It can result in higher rates of herpes in some communities though.

[-] adespoton@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

This just in: wisdom tooth removal does not cause autism. Neither does forcibly removing fingernails.

I mean, they’re all things not to do unless there’s a medical reason for it? But while doing it has consequences, they generally have to do with personal (dis)comfort.

That said, I’d be upset if someone tried ANY of those procedures on a baby, as they’re all unnecessary on infants.

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Never thought it did.

Still ain’t right.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Glad we cleared this up

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

"Voting gives you autism!"

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 8 points 2 weeks ago

why the fuck would it? fuck these cunts. Also, quit mutilating kids.

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Who the fuck thought it did?

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