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[–] Emi621@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Love blue cheese, niva is the best. Am lactose intolerant. It's not fair.

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[–] threegnomes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago
[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm sorry for your tongue. May it rest in peace.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Friendly reminder:

Unless you grow and/or slaughter ALL your own food, you have eaten and will continue to eat both the intentional and unintentional shit, piss, spit, and cum of food processors, transporters, and preparers your entire life.

I know that freaks a lot of people out, personally it just reminds me that the idea of being clean in this world has always been a illusion and that there's no point obsessing over something out of my control.

If we wanted that to happen significantly less, we could compensate and respect said workers commensurate with their vital role to society, fulfilling a universal basic human need, instead of treating them like shit, paying them shit, and calling food preparation/processing/serving "unskilled," but we won't, so enjoy!

[–] MudMan@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh, you are giving a lot more credit to homemade food than it deserves. Or you're surprisingly alright with eating your own of all of the above.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Aren't we all continuously eating our own spit?

[–] MudMan@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You left all the interesting ones out of that, though.

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

If you jerk off in a hot enough shower the cum scrambles just like eggs.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Almost looks like Slappy Smith got a slap of his own.

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