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I wonder if the sole holes affect floatability, they weren't there the last time (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] TinfoilBeanieTech@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Would Moses split the water underneath Jesus to make him fall? “It’s just a prank, bro!”

[–] Earnest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I wanna see Jesus go surfing without a surfboard

[–] PeefJerky@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

showerthoughts

[–] CorrodedCranium@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Makes me wonder about waves. Would he just rocket to the top? Possibly be sideways along the way?

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

Or sink like a rock? Maybe his flotation ability relies on water tension, and as soon as it's broken, he's a goner.

[–] TootSweet@latte.isnot.coffee 1 points 1 year ago

While we're at it, if you put an airplane on a treadmill...