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[–] Hylactor@lemmy.ml 98 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The hands in the middle bottom having the wrong number of fingers is a nice touch.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 year ago

all of them have too many fingers

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like they trained their system with works of Dr Seuss

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

We should be so lucky…

[–] rockstarpirate@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That one in the middle is sick

[–] GnothiSeauton@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, it reminds me of some kind of elongated bat'leth

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For socially distancing Klingons.

[–] LennethAegis@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I think it misunderstood the request as a two-handled sword. Easy mistake.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well, even if he is not right now, he will be once he tries to swing that sword in any way.

[–] candyman337@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a big fan of the T shaped one lol

[–] finsk@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] FUsername@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why is he lacking his right lower leg? That neural networks cause solid nightmares.

[–] Mrmcmisterson@slightlyawesome.ninja 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Sword held at the hilt with two hands"

But yeah I've had some good ones that really didn't turn out. But I've also had some fantastic ones that probably made me laugh for a good 10 min.

Running through a dick forest with your mouth open....that one came up with some seriously funny results.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 1 year ago

The one that's a long ass blade with two handles on the side would be a sick Dark Souls weapon.

[–] LillianVS@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The top left one is kinda cool, ngl. Not very effective but think of the jabbing you could do with it!

[–] kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It called half-swording and is real!

[–] Northern_Blood@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Look closely, there is a grip on the blade

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sword shaped like a tommy gun

[–] AwesomePossum@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

Haha ratatatatatatata!

[–] Master@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Hand and a half sword must be lit!

[–] Mastershelf@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

Just a regular sword for me. I'll provide my own hands.

[–] Crul@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Artist: Амба-комикс (Amba comics)

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[–] subignition@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bottom left one looks really cool to me for some reason.

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s like those two necked guitars from the 80’s

[–] subignition@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

It's like you're meant to hold the sword out in front of you with both hands like a divining rod

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've also found that when you ask it to show someone "drawing a bow" they end up with a strange mix of a pencil that goes up to their cheek, and another weird stick going perpendicular to whatever they're doing, and other weird bow-related artifacts. It's pretty funny. (At least with SD 1.5)

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"drawing a bow" →

  • an artist makes an illustration of a samurai bowing to his general
  • a gift-wrapped package; hands reach in from off-camera to pull on the tied ribbons
  • a gunslinger reaches to their holster, and pulls out a bow-tie instead of a pistol
  • a bartender pulls on the tap and the front end of a boat comes out
[–] nottheengineer@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago

Synonyms are stable diffusion's enemy. OpenAI is way ahead on that front, but there's a good reason for that: They invented CLIP, so they probably have better checkpoints than anyone else.

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