shoulder-mounted laser guns

Ability to regrow lost teeth and no more wisdom teeth.

Everyone has perfect mechanical health always.

being a hermaphrodite would be pretty dope

Pelvises that can accommodate both upright walking AND the size of human brains without, you know, killing the humans during birth.

Balls should be behind a thick bone. Essentially not so temperature dependant to facilitate this.

I'm pretty sure the major things that need to change are in the brain. Predeliction for violence and hate, addiction to controversy and toxins, and whatever makes people stupid enough to support facists.

Back to monke

Iirc there are some reptiles with two sets of eyelids on each eye, the inner one being transparent, so they can close just the one while under water or in like dusty/windy conditions, but still be able to see.

Humans need in on that action.

Endogenous vitamin d(3) production regardless of light exposure and vit c production

replaceable parts, clorophyll, and maybe double jumps

5v USB charging port.

Optimised learning throughout our entire life. Better focus and improved memory to take in knowledge more effectively

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Our bodies need some trace metals, problem is it can't differentiate between metals it needs and metals that will kill it. "Hell yeah, delicious zinc" as it noms down on lead instead of pooping it out.

Deactivate-able hair follicles

Like chromatophores so you can have hair where you want and not where you don't. Maybe it just takes a long time to transition 🤔

Reduce max fingernail length pls

Just make us all shape shifters so we can do whatever we want.

we need more micro-plastics in us

The ability to breathe underwater - or if that is too much of an upgrade to ask for, the ability to hold your breath for much longer periods of time so that we could spend significant time underwater.

Especially seeing as the planet's surface is over two thirds water!

No age related ball sag.