Ah yes the mysterious 5th gender "Kent"
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I believe it's pronounced "Künt" ...
Actually that’s pronounced ‘Lorry Park’
They've got Kentergy!
Sus sex 🤨
random tentacles appear
Kinky
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Obviously no sex in Kent.
There is no sex cuz you Kent
Nosex is missing
No, it’s what you are having.
Nosex for dinner again?
Well they could've had northsex, but it was too cold.
Well there is Norfolk
Norfuck
I, uhh, wish it was missing.
That's located in your mother's basement, along with yourself
That’s Wales
All I know is I'm a right proper Kent
Ok, Kent is the 5th "sex." What pronouns do Kents prefer?
West-sex wessex
South-sex sussex
East-sex essex but no
North-sex Nossex?
Essex comes from Old English Eastseaxan, literally "East Saxons". In other words, this is the part of England that was invaded/settled by the Saxons and they divided their lands into east, south and west regions, plus a middle region (middle Saxons, modern-day Middlesex).
There's no Norsex because at that time the lands to north of Saxon territory were held by the Angles. They also divided themselves into East Angles, South Angles, etc., but those names don't seem to have survived into the modern day. Interestingly though, the Kingdom of East Anglia was divided into "North Folk" and "South Folk", which is the origin of the modern-day names for Norfolk and Suffolk.
If you've heard of the Anglo-Saxons, yeah, that's these guys, the Angles and the Saxons. The Angles came from parts of modern-day Denmark, the Saxons from parts of modern-day northern Germany. They shared a lot of common Germanic culture but were also rivals.
I had no idea! Thank you for the great explanation.
To be honest, I didn't either but I wanted to know where all these names come from. So I did some Googling and that's what I found. Apologies if I've mangled anything, but I think I got the broad strokes right. Etymology (the study of the origin and evolution of words) is neat!
I'll be honest, those Angles sound quite obtuse!
It got rebranded to Mercia 8)
Because nobody can understand what they're talking about in the North.
Sorry, I Kent
Kent's been always the weirdo...
Kent's into some sick shit, we don't associate with him.
Always running into phone booths whenever there's trouble. What does he do in there?
Well, I Kent explain this
I laughed at Kent.
When you stop in the middlesex to wonder wtf is up with kent.
That is a deliciously terrifying username.
Just make sure to wear goggles.
Gotta say time squirrel is a fantastic username. Thoughts of wacky romps run through my head.
It’d be a cat VI And still no one in Louisiana would leave.
One of these is a county in RI (Kent) and two of these are counties in MA (Essex and Middlesex). There’s also two other MA counties from the Anglo territories north of this map (Norfolk and Suffolk).
Kent is surrounded by sex.
I'm sus sex
Kentsex
it's in the gay
Oh fuck. Which one is Irish? Actually, which one is American, but I like to say I'm Iriish because reasons?
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