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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 89 points 10 months ago (10 children)

im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 62 points 10 months ago

You yanged OP's yin.

[–] Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah who wouldn't want double the condiments? :-D

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

i like a little hot dog with my mustard.

or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.

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[–] thefatfrog@lemmy.world 60 points 10 months ago (18 children)

We've had those already for something like 10 years

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 64 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of college.

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[–] Rooter@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Americans cosplaying that they have free Healthcare.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

OK, I see obesity in the picture, but where is the oil and healthcare?

Did this guy shoot up a school?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They are really greasy dogs

Healthcare was brought up by the comment

The school shooting happened while you were reading this comment

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[–] Rooter@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I'm not European. And why wouldn't people bring up what America is famous for?

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[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (9 children)

If you are in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there's a little hot dog spot called Yesterdog. They've got a secret menu. Ask for a slut dog.

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[–] co209@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:

In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).

Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:

  • Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
  • Corn
  • Peas
  • Ground beef
  • Chicken
  • Cheese
  • Cabbage
  • Vinaigrette
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Bacon
  • Crispy straw potatoes
  • Olives
  • Cooked quail eggs
[–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There is no combination of ingredients a brazilian won't dare mix.

Americans will be whining about pineapple on pizza while Brazil is adding banana, chocolate, ribs and potato chips to it.

I'm honestly all for it, i hate this dumbass stigma people have over changing "traditional recipies". Fuck that, mix it up, throw shit at the all until it sticks, just make me something that tastes good.

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[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs

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[–] Gordon@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Do it, I double-dog dare you!

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm telling you, it's all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one... that's all you need.:-P

[–] grue@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.

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[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (11 children)
[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Yes. And cereal is a stew.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Do... do you let yours stew before you eat it?

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If you're an adult, you can.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

proceeds to get sued for patent violation

Gotta love the free market!

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[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 18 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Laying two hotdogs next to one another is utterly disgusting!

Putting one on top of another is fine though.

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[–] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 16 points 10 months ago (4 children)

These are a staple food in star citizen

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[–] thenewred@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You can already do this at Gene and Jude's

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's referred to as double doggin'.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yer mom loves double doggin ;)

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