Hoxhaism (/ˈhɒdʒə.ɪzəm/ HOJ-ə-iz-əm) is a variant of anti-revisionist Marxism–Leninism that developed in the late 1970s due to a split in the anti-revisionist movement, appearing after the ideological dispute between the Chinese Communist Party and the Party of Labour of Albania in 1978.

Yeah, I'm just going with "made up". The alternative is navigating three levels deep of leftist infighting.

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 14 points 9 months ago

This is just astrology for leftists now, lmao

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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not to yuck y'all's yum, but coffee is gross

[–] prex@aussie.zone 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I regret being born every morning already

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[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

Existing proof that opinions can be wrong

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Neoliberal is going to Starbucks. Neoconservative is going to Starbucks and yelling at the hispanic barista.

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Pairing Trotsky with a consumerist product is an insult. It would be shared instant coffee at the Slabs, and everyone drinking it would say the other coffee was stolen.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I'm mostly anarchist, but when I have visitors I become a Marxist-Leninist

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Seize the Means of caffination!

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 months ago

Posadism attempts to introduce elements of ufology into Marxist thought.

WTF?

...Arguing that only communism can allow the development of interplanetary travel.

I'd argue that the infrastructure we need to colonize other worlds is going to require larger organized population than capitalism can provide.

But as a reader that sees ideologies as starting points (that need to be developed so as to create a pathway to post-scarcity), I can't say what the corruption-light system is that will allow for interplanetary colonization and trade.

The fabricator IRL would be late-game magitech that manipulates huge amounts of energy. (A fabrication failure could annihilate a continent). Far, far, sooner, we'll have the food-printer / turbolift system of Star Trek TOS to deliver us our custom-made coffee.

Meanwhile, in 2024, we're having a tough time escaping the gravity of fascism-driven autocracy.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But all I have is a coffee mug and a jar of instant... ☕⁉️😭

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's masochist.

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[–] Jentu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Everyone knows the true test of a person's character is the consistency of their grinder, not the brewer. (please don't look on my kitchen countertop- it's full of almost all of these and a single hand grinder. My forearm is crying for help)

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[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No Aeropress?

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

SocDem. Halfway between pour over and French press, widely appealing, but people tend to grow beyond it.

[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

holy shit it classidied me correctly

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Where is the aero press

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Like, halfway between French Press and Pour Over. Probably a SocDem IMO

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Anarchist posadist: "Gas station coffee, hot, no mug."

Slurps the concoction off the replicator shelf

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As a Posadist I'll have you know the aliens haven't delivered my replicator yet.

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[–] Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I dont even know the word

After Google: no i dont like stalin

[–] eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

but i only drink tea...

[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Pan of water brought to boiling on the stove. Add grounds 30 seconds after removing from heat. Wait several minutes. Strain through fine mesh seive directly into cup.

No machine or dedicated apparatus required.

[–] Klordok@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

That's just a French Press in denial.

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago (4 children)

use a kettle you animal

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Utilitarian

Also are you ok?

[–] Skua@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

There's someone in these comments claiming that they have orange juice with their coffee, so I'm willing to tolerate uphillbothways' bullshit at least until that war criminal is dealt with

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[–] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Since we’re talking communism, can’t I just use yours?

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[–] hoanbridgetroll@midwest.social 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Cold brew? Asking for a friend named me.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Best I got is reformist/social democrat because it takes forever and is good but not great when it's ready

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