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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 8 months ago

The Uranium and the single hit of LSD. Time for the magic to happen.

[–] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Then you could have the 4-voice polyphony to really impress the serfs!

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[–] AlgonquinHawk@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Take the gun, and shoot Toby 5 times.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I would take the bullets without the gun and the fuel without the motorbike. Then I would proceed to tell people about these mythical machines, forming the basis of a cult, bada-bing bada-boom, take over the world.

[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 3 points 8 months ago

I choose unlimited wishes, take that genie

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Might be able to use the uranium to heat water for a steam turbine generator.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Steam turbine generator is not an easy task to make with medieval technology

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sure, but someone else was wanting to use the motorcycle engine as a generator. I feel like this is more practical since you don't need to figure out how to get more fuel. Not that I have any idea what to do with a generator in that time period either way.

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[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Why does the motorcycle have to be gas? Much easier to generate an electric charge than it is to have a worthless gas engine especially since a Smith can likely help craft a rudimentary electric motor that will work with any of the windmills.

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[–] AbsurdityAccelerator@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

If I can befriend a local blacksmith, motorcycle would probably be pretty useful. Someone smart should be able to reverse engineer it.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Moog and LSD of course. Let's party!

[–] vimdiesel@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

gun and bullets

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

If I can't have marjoram, is it even worth going to the middle ages?

None.

I iz ded.

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