Ok but look, you've got to vote Biden, and here's why:
He's the only one who will stand up for us LGBTQ+ people and protect us.
Just like he's protected immigrants who ... wait ... uh, well this is awkward...
Well I mean, just like he's stood up for Palestin- ... oh ... oh wait ... he's ... he's not ... uh well...
Well ok, but just like he's given Native Americans back their la- ... oh...
...oh, no