The joker said he'd give me a million dollars if I could stab him and then when I did he gave me Dr. Pepper instead. I dont even like Dr pepper
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For some reason everyone in my class (I am no longer in school) had a competition to see who could get to a pyramid in a video game the fastest and for some reason I chose Sonic Unleashed and somehow won
Madara was trying to do some contract work for a delivery company in my dream. There was a law that certain goods had to be directly delivered by employees if it would be dangerous if in the wrong hands or something (idk) and Madara was clearly annoyed. He clearly thought "who better to deliver something like that. I got rinnegan and sharingan and OP, no one can mess with me."
Me and my friends were at the parking of a mall, and for some reason there were stairs leading down to an arcade. They wanted to go down because there was a hallway connecting the cinema and the arcade and we could use it to watch a movie without paying for a ticket.
I was against it but we ended up going down. While we were passing through the arcade I thought I saw a girl I knew, so naturally I started staring at this girl who might have been someone I didn’t know. After some staring between us I go to her and start talking, turns out she wasn’t the girl I thought but she knew her. While we were talking about a previous classmate of hers, whom I also knew, my father suddenly appeared and started staring at me like in the meme
After that we’re somehow outside and I see one of my friends taking the bus back, then he somehow appears behind me. Then we all start running to the cars that are supposed to take us home, on the street, which is a reoccurring thing in my dreams for some reason. Then I woke up