Cool. Maybe, soon, they can turn me into a sausage?

Wait until pig cancer cells turn into sausages 90 times faster

Ok but how long does it take to get the stemcells

Uhh. That's meaningless? What's the energy/resource usage comparison.

Does this mean no more plastic fed to pigs?

This stuff was basically ready to go minus scaling up two decades ago. They were still working on adding marbling and texture into steaks that could fool you in a blind test, but amazed it’s taken this long to get to sausages.

So when can we realistically expect this to be a thing?

If they used human stem cells, cannibalism? Maybe. Tasty? Probably.

Rednecks on Facebook are already getting butthurt about this like this and asking lab grown meat to be banned

They're going on about stuff like cancer or whatever