Asklemmy

Now I play hard like my girl's nipples be

The game sour like a pickle be

Sure do two 22’s in my shoes

"Luda, Jada and Nas // and our bullets give you a deep tissue massage // so here's a song and dance while I make these ends // you never stood half a chance like Siamese Twins."

I was raised in the city...shitty..ever since i was an iddy biddy kiddy drinking liquor out my mama's tiddy.

Mom’s spaghetti

I overheard my mother singing some song and a line about "getting more ass than a toilet seat"

I don't know what it's from but that is an immaculate lyric.

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

I put that pussy in a sarcophagus

We got the guillotine We got the guillotine, you better run

Maybe I am the ballot in the box / the bullet in the gun / the inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son and really that whole theme song.

Swagger tighter then a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection

Dr. Carter by Lil Wayne

“I used to drive a dinger with the dents in, now it’s pearlescent, and the bonnet got the vents in.” - (Bonnet = hood of a car)

I'll rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside down 'Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown

Honey, check it out you got me mesmerized

With your black hair and fat-ass thighs

I only wish I could find someone someday who will think of such romantic things to say to me...

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.

I smell a grape in the duck preserves

m tryin' to explain, baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands

Amazing reference game

Canibus has some good ones but this is my fave:

Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch 
And gets forty dollars, includin' a five dollar tip 
How big was the dick she just sucked? 
(Say what?) 
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? 
(What?)

I like my sugar with coffee and cream.

Like watching 1000 lemmings plummet just because the first one slipped

"England is my city"

or

"Thats an awfully hot coffee pot"

Used to speak the King's En-ga-lish

But caught a rash on my lips, so now my chat just like dis

"Going up to heaven on an escalator/ Cause they sent you to hell on an escalator"

Or maybe

"I look like a dick in my picture ID/ But also the pic isn't me. Hmm"

And I'm notorious, I'll crush you like a jelly bean - LL Cool J

Alone. Phone's unplugged. Ignoring calls even though no one does.