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[โ€“] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

You think that you can amputate me? I am you, you are me, you are I, I am we We are one, split in two that makes one, so you see You got to kill you if you wanna kill me

[โ€“] metaStatic@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

basically every line from I will lick your asshole

but specifically "I'm so bad they get L.L to call the cops"

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[โ€“] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm a pimp by blood, not relation,
y'all still chase on, I'll replace on

If you don't recognize that truth and the one who spat it, gtfo this thread you poser ;)

And, perhaps, this lesser known

I rip rappers and take responsibility,
For makin' future hall of famers look third-rate,
Y'all are lost for words like,
Conversation on your worst first-date,
And raw beats creep through side streets,
Loose leaf notepads, that's where rhymes leak,
Punch-lines, man, don't even beg,
I got knee-slapping tracks, y'all cruisin' ya leg,
You a rhyme-writer, buddy? Man, that's a joke,
You ain't worthy of being my secretary,
Man, that's a quote

If you do recognize that, well, you're just as fucking goofy as me, which ain't much, but it's better than nothing. But it's a pretty fucking tight set of lyrics.

[โ€“] raumdeuter@mastodon.social 1 points 8 months ago

Down for the count, get up and dismount

'Cause I'm coming with an endless amount

Of rhymes in a hurry like a flurry

A collage to camouflage the power punch, but don't worry

Knowledge is an antidote, I got hands of smoke

Writing at the speed of light with insight I wrote

Rhymes at a level, so you can't relate

Unless you're intelligent, so stay awake

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

I don't fraternize with the ranking file
Ever drop a gasp for a General such as myself
That's sabotage!

[โ€“] RHOPKINS13@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

One of my favorites from Oh Bo by Bo Burnham:
Pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and I bust in the back of ya
Swallow bitch, there's people starving in Africa

[โ€“] janus2@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

put your finger in the hole come bowl with me

Duck Duck Goose โ€“ cupcakKe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awGEv-ctCtg

and honestly the rest of the lyrics in this filthy masterpiece. 11/10

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[โ€“] mx_smith@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Milk is chillin, what more can I say.

[โ€“] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Rhymes is made of garlic

[โ€“] hemmes@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I made the change from a common thief

To up close and personal with Robin Leach

And I'm far from cheap, I smoke skunk with my peeps all day Spread love, it's the Brooklyn way

[โ€“] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

"Life ain't shit but a fat vagina"

[โ€“] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Dรฉjร  vu abducting
Sticky psyche touching
So many sensory
Dripping dripping splashing splashing happening
Already
Now, now, Billy, not really

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