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I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Not needing to sleep is a no brainer, the middle one honestly I do admit I would take it :x

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 4 points 8 months ago

5,7,9. It'd be fun.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

2, 3 and 8.

Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.

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[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

yellow, black, and green

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.

[–] spiderwort@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Pizza cats sleep

[–] occhineri@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago

Let's see...

  • Water is my favourite drink - check
  • I don't sleep - check
  • I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
  • Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

  • talk with cats
  • ears and tail
  • 20 dollars
[–] Titou@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago

2, 3, 9

estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost

[–] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink

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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

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[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho

[–] superterran@discuss.online 3 points 8 months ago

All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Water tastes like Mt Dew to you? Neat.

[–] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

These all seem like a monkey's paw situation

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 3 points 8 months ago

Pink Brown and Black. No question

[–] partmussels@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago

The issue isn't that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.

Anyway. I'd like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.

[–] Miphera@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

1 3 9, water is already my favourite drink :p

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You want hairless ears and tail? I don't think those two pills should go together.

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[–] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Brown, blue and pink. I was tempted about that dark green pill for a while, but settled for the pink one.

[–] DharkStare@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

That middle row looks perfect.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Clarification on the blue pill: Will I be able to tell that someone is attracted to me? Or will that still be a mystery?

[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, you know it when you find them attractive. The only blank spots are when you're not attracted to them and why bother with those people (/s).

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[–] adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Two times green and one black please

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

5, 7, 9 (blue, pink, black)

This is an excellent one, BTW, because I think "obviously," and then read other people's and think "wtf? Really??"

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[–] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Bottom row for me, though the no need to sleep feels like a trick, but I'll risk it assuming it means I'm never tired (as opposed to being always tired, like I am now).

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[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Attractive, pizza, sleep

3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.

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