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Dank Christian Memes

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A place for the finest of dank christian memes to simmer.

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Jesus I love you so much. I love you with all my heart Jesus. I don't want anybody in my life but Jesus. Jesus, I'm on my knees for you, any day any time. Just make the call Jesus. Oh Jesus, your love is so filling. Please give me more Jesus. You're so jacked and muscular Jesus. Your divine strength will lift my poor, filthy soul up. I'm in awe of your magnificence Jesus.

Thank you for your everlasting love Jesus, but I still can't get enough.

Sincerely, A pure, wholesome Christian Minecraft server

This is how some hymns are written I swear

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